St. Patrick's Day is about....

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Post by Spookymufu » Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:06 pm

yup but I'm low on duct tape
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Post by MacPhantom » Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:08 pm

A little splash of cheap booze in their applesauce; just as good.

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Post by Spookymufu » Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:09 pm

Jesus sauce?
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Post by MacPhantom » Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:16 pm

You're only trying to knock your kids out for peace and quiet, right?? You don't have anything else planned, do you? :shock:

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Re: St. Patrick's Day is about....

Post by Andybev01 » Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:18 pm

I keep telling y'all: b-o-r-d-i-n-g s-c-h-o-o-l
All you that doth my grave pass by,
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.

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Post by MacPhantom » Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:22 pm

That costs money.

How about a prison work camp?

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Post by Andybev01 » Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:29 pm

You can't put a price on peace & quiet.
All you that doth my grave pass by,
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Post by MacPhantom » Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:31 pm

Nothing is more priceless than free stuff.

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Re: St. Patrick's Day is about....

Post by Andybev01 » Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:34 pm

You could just give them to Baptist missionaries in Haiti.
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Re: St. Patrick's Day is about....

Post by shanda » Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:35 pm

MacPhantom wrote:Most houses, even small ones, have closets.....
They eventually get out!

Y'all crack me up! I have 3 kids myself (18, 13, & 11) I would take even the cheap whisky and a early bedtime! I teach middle school, too, so I NEVER have a kid free day!! Sometimes I hope for a small stomach bug so I can stay in the bed all day and everyone will leave me alone.
Sad.

I am Irish. Well, I correct that, my ancestors were Irish.
We just take it as a day to wear green, eat green mashed potatoes, and pinch someone. Just stupid fun to fill those cold, winter, holiday free days until Spring!!

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Post by MacPhantom » Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:38 pm

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Pinching people is awesome!

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Post by Andybev01 » Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:41 pm

Especially drunken strangers in a bar!
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Post by witchy » Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:03 pm

You guys & gals are too funny!!! I love to just read the post some days!! :wink:
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Post by iHaunt » Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:53 pm

Well, I'm the fighting Irish! Try me, and you'll be lost! :lol:

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Re: St. Patrick's Day is about....

Post by Murfreesboro » Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:18 am

Keats? Did he mean Yeats?

Sorry, I am sooo two pages ago. I read to the bottom of p. 4 and, for some reason, thought I was at the end of the thread. I should have quoted Andy.

Keats was English. I have been to his house near Hampstead Heath, north of London. Yeats, of course, was Irish (although he was Anglo-Irish, which put him into a position somewhat similar to Jonathan Swift's two centuries earlier). I have always thought that Yeats and Swift share a savagely ironic tone toward the Irish, at least at moments. A love/hate thing.

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