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Thanksgiving Jokes

Post by iHaunt » Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:33 pm

I didn't even think of posting this Thanksgiving Jokes thread, so I'm opening the new thread here for you. ;)


Q. Why can't you take the turkeys to the church?

A. Because they use such FOWL language! :lol:


Q. What did the turkey say when the hunter try to kill it?

A. Blah blah blah - simply run away!

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Re: Thanksgiving Jokes

Post by witchy » Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:46 pm

Very Cute!! I got nothing for jokes, I'll keep on flying by till I get something. Witchy
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Re: Thanksgiving Jokes

Post by iHaunt » Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:05 am

Ok, keep trying witchy! ;)

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Re: Thanksgiving Jokes

Post by adrian » Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:19 am

HAHA i like these
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!

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Re: Thanksgiving Jokes

Post by sueluvshalloween » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:05 am

Cute jokes! :lol:

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Re: Thanksgiving Jokes

Post by iHaunt » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:01 pm

Funny thing that my elder aunt refused to eat turket stuffing and dressing... I asked her, "Why?" and she said, "That's turkey s---!" :lol:

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Re: Thanksgiving Jokes

Post by witchy » Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:03 pm

ihaunt you are to funny, I keep flying by & still got nothing. I do have a good sense of humor, really, I do!! But I can't tell a joke for the life of me. :cyclops:
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