Morticia was wondering through the local junkyard looking for props and ideas for Halloween when she came upon a large, black box about the size of a casket. As she got closer she saw it had a lid that was partially open. She was a little nervous to get close to it but she overcame her fear and slowly walked up to it. As the sky turned a dark gray and things grew darker she got closer and closer to the "box". As she got within arms reach of the box the door flew open and dust filled the air, when the dust settled she saw something that would be her end......................iHaunt was standing there wearing nothing but a lace bra and pink panties........Morticia died of laughter.
"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"