Horror Humor

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Horror Humor

Postby jessicafox » Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:50 pm

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...

Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...

What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...

What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...

What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...

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Re: Horror Humor

Postby iHaunt » Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:06 pm

Ha ha! I've seen some jokes like that before! Thanks for posting! :)

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Re: Horror Humor

Postby Murfreesboro » Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:30 pm

I like "Do you believe in people"! :lol:

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Re: Horror Humor

Postby iHaunt » Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:00 pm

I found this one on other forum... it was funny! :lol:


CRYSTAL LAKE

Area Closed 10 PM - 7 AM
(Except For Fishing)

WARNING!

Underage S-e-x In This Area May Result in Violent And Painful Death At The Hands Of A Horrific Psychopath Or His Loony Mother

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Re: Horror Humor

Postby iHaunt » Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:46 pm

Anyways, that funny guy sent me a message like this:


This sign Is a Worthless Joke.

It would be non-effective because the teenagers would be too busy having s-e-x to read the entire sign = no warning. I always wondered if places using the name "devil" in them are actually warning signs telling you not to be there? How would attendance be at a place named "Snake Bite Campground?"

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Re: Horror Humor

Postby NeverMore » Sat Nov 12, 2011 9:23 pm

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Postby iHaunt » Sun Nov 13, 2011 6:14 am

Ha ha! I like that, NM! :lol: Where did you get it? May I get a copy of the image link please? :D Thanks.

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Re: Horror Humor

Postby NeverMore » Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:16 pm

iHaunt wrote:Ha ha! I like that, NM! :lol: Where did you get it? May I get a copy of the image link please? :D Thanks.


http://www.halloween.com/forums/download/file.php?id=2997

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Re: Horror Humor

Postby iHaunt » Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:09 am

Thanks a lot, NM!!! :D

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Re: Horror Humor

Postby 666daGorehound666 » Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:37 pm

iHaunt wrote:Anyways, that funny guy sent me a message like this:


This sign Is a Worthless Joke.

It would be non-effective because the teenagers would be too busy having s-e-x to read the entire sign = no warning. I always wondered if places using the name "devil" in them are actually warning signs telling you not to be there? How would attendance be at a place named "Snake Bite Campground?"



THAT IS A VERY FUNNY REPLY TO YOU!!!!!!

WHAT DID YOU SAY BACK TO HIM????

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Re: Horror Humor

Postby iHaunt » Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:59 pm

Oh, sorry. I didn't have time to say anything to him. So what should I tell back to him? :)


666daGorehound666 wrote:
iHaunt wrote:Anyways, that funny guy sent me a message like this:


This sign Is a Worthless Joke.

It would be non-effective because the teenagers would be too busy having s-e-x to read the entire sign = no warning. I always wondered if places using the name "devil" in them are actually warning signs telling you not to be there? How would attendance be at a place named "Snake Bite Campground?"



THAT IS A VERY FUNNY REPLY TO YOU!!!!!!

WHAT DID YOU SAY BACK TO HIM????


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