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Post subject: Re: Reaction Game  Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:42 pm |
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Andybev01 wrote: Let's do this 'Jeopardy'-style:
If a bear has none of this while doing it's 'business' in the woods, a broad tree leaf would be a useful alternative. A news paper.
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Post subject: Re: Reaction Game Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:46 pm |
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Castle wrote: You go to sit on the toilet but forgot to put the seat down.  your date falls asleep in the theater _________________ http://theyard.netii.net/"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
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Post subject: Re: Reaction Game Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:06 pm |
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(Is that you, Spooky? Haaaandsome devil  )  You drive up on a sudden traffic jam and slam into the little Smart Car ahead of you.
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Post subject: Re: Reaction Game Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:29 pm |
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no, I aint that fat (or funny looking) if I had to smash a car, the smart car is a good one  diving in a cold pool _________________ http://theyard.netii.net/"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
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Post subject: Re: Reaction Game Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:58 pm |
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(Agreed)  Obama addresses Congress saying he wants to completely legalize prostitution.
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Post subject: Re: Reaction Game Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:01 pm |
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 getting ready for work and realizing it's your day off _________________ http://theyard.netii.net/"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
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Post subject: Re: Reaction Game Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:21 pm |
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(That one actually made me laugh out loud)  You go hunting and spot a deer. You settle behind some bushes to take your shot when suddenly a grizzly bear comes up on you, what do?
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Post subject: Re: Reaction Game Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:33 pm |
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 you gamble on a fart...........and lose.......in public _________________ http://theyard.netii.net/"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
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Post subject: Re: Reaction Game Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:40 pm |
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The look of sudden surprise.  The bottle you put the fireworks in falls over, causing the bottlerockets to shoot straight at you. What do?
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Post subject: Re: Reaction Game Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:51 pm |
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that actually happened to us a few years ago  eating in a restaurant and biting down on something hard and unknown. _________________ http://theyard.netii.net/"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
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Post subject: Re: Reaction Game Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 6:03 pm |
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I could use this one again, it fits.  You walk into your living room one morning and notice everything is gone and your windows are smashed in, what do?
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Post subject: Re: Reaction Game Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 6:31 pm |
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 sticking your finger in a light socket _________________ http://theyard.netii.net/"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
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Post subject: Re: Reaction Game Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 6:42 pm |
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Curse word coming, avert your eyes in 3.... 2.... 1...  You go to Jurassic Park and hang out in front of the T.Rex pen. The fence suddenly falls apart. What do?
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Post subject: Re: Reaction Game Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 6:46 pm |
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 someone farts really loud in a Dr.s waiting room you're in _________________ http://theyard.netii.net/"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
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Post subject: Re: Reaction Game Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 6:53 pm |
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I would purposely make them feel awkward. Like so.  You wake up in the middle of the night because your bed is shaking violently, what do?
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