From the gorge below a voice could be heard to say "It's just a jump to the left!"
From all of the midnight showings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show that Castle had attended he automatically jump to said left and careened head-first into a pond, striking his head on a rock and died.
Andy clawed his way back to the top of the hill, greedily surveying his well won kingdom.
All you that doth my grave pass by,
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.