Pumpkin Humor

A Place to Tell your Favorite Halloween Jokes. Just the jokes please!
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Pumpkin Humor

Postby NeverMore » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:42 pm

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How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!

What do you get when you take the circumference of your jack-o-lantern and divide it by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash

Why do Jack O' Lanterns have such silly looks on their faces?
You would too if you just had all your brains scooped out!

Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
It fell off the wagon!

Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts!

What's black, white, orange and waddles?
A penquin holding a pumpkin.

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Re: Pumpkin Humor

Postby iHaunt » Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:46 am

Hey Nevermore! Thanks for posting the pumpkin jokes here! :D I really do like that idea! :)


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