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Coffin joke

Postby iHaunt » Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:41 pm

Ok, anyone want to hear about this coffin joke? If so, please ask me anytime and I'll be back to post it here later. :D

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Re: Coffin joke

Postby iHaunt » Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:46 pm

No one wants to post any comment here>??? Then this is a DEAD END sign! :lol:

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Re: Coffin joke

Postby Miss Monster » Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:22 pm

I assumed you'd tell us eventually....
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Re: Coffin joke

Postby iHaunt » Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:13 pm

Or, the DEAD UNDERTAKER! :lol:

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Re: Coffin joke

Postby shanda » Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:14 am

What did one casket say to the other casket???




" Hey, Is that you coffin?"
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Re: Coffin joke

Postby iHaunt » Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:36 am

Ha ha! I heard this joke before.... that's funny. :D

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Re: Coffin joke

Postby battymaddy » Mon May 09, 2011 12:57 pm

Ha ha. Very good. Will use that one for sure.

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Re: Coffin joke

Postby fancy dress » Wed May 11, 2011 6:09 pm

Funny!

What about this one..

Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat.


... Because of the coffin.

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Re: Coffin joke

Postby iHaunt » Thu May 12, 2011 7:27 pm

fancy dress wrote:Funny!

What about this one..

Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat.


... Because of the coffin.



That's pretty litte funny! hee hee :lol:

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Re: Coffin joke

Postby Undertaker » Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:23 am

What did the Zombie flight attendant say to the folks on her flight? Coffin, tea or me!
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Re: Coffin joke

Postby iHaunt » Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:48 am

Undertaker wrote:What did the Zombie flight attendant say to the folks on her flight? Coffin, tea or me!




That's good idea!! :lol:

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Re: Coffin joke

Postby iHaunt » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:42 am

Funny thing someone posted on other forum....


How did you say "coffin"? Cough it up! :?


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