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(Sort of on-topic. It refers to death and alludes to witches. Oh well...
at least it's funny?)

"Guts or Balls"

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having
guts or having balls, but do you really know the difference? In an
effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the courage to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and having the courage to say: "You're next, Chubby."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is by far the funniest thing i've read on here lol

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Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!

OMG!!!! You got me, NeverMore!! I 'asnered' all over the place.

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"The woods are lovely, dark and deep, and I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me butterfly? Miles to go before you sleep."