Back in the 60's and 70's a very popular kitchen decoration were gigantic wooden salad sets; a fork and spoon, that you would hang on the wall for no discernable reason.
I'll bet that you could find either one or both in a second hand store or Goodwill.
some of them were 2 or 3 feet long.
All you that doth my grave pass by,
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.